Re: give a stupid question get a stupid answer

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 10:29 am

Because fiesta is fun to say

Why are people afraid of clowns?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 10:31 am

because they wear rubbish make up

why do greenhouse gasses bully the o-zone layer?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 10:32 am

Because the O-zone used to bully the Gases, but the O-zone layer got old so the Gases are paying it back.

Why is guardians spelled wrong?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 10:33 am

because bloodfist had to pee so he typed it quickly then went to pee

why do toilets flush?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 10:36 am

So bullies can give nerds swirlies

why does michael jackson like young boys?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 10:37 am

because at a young age he shaged trees

why do kqs only come like 3 times?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 10:39 am

Because the game designers decided to make that part of the game while in an opium den.

Why don't men have boobs?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 12:11 pm

because they have there own name for boobs there called man boobs

why are they only 4 classes?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 12:16 pm

Cause outspark ran out of monies

Why dont mice scream?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 12:20 pm

becuase we squeak

why does thunder make noise and lightning make light?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 12:22 pm

cause thats what zeus wanted

why can boats float?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 12:24 pm

because the god of the sea doesn't want them on his lawn

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 12:26 pm

so they can have a place to ****

Why do evergreens stay green all the time?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 12:28 pm

its an evergreen isn't it obvious

why do you paint stuff in warhammer?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 12:30 pm

so u can make ur army pretty

why is the sea greenish?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 12:31 pm

snot

why doesn't tamy come on regularly?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 12:31 pm

because she doesnt like u

Who is tamy?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 12:33 pm

tamy is guild master and IceColdKing's wife [IceColdKing is a lvl65 cleric]

why doesn't thunter have a spouse?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 12:35 pm

Cause i isnt loved. (except by Gylf but thats friendly)

Why do cats have tails?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 12:39 pm

so other cats can eats them

why are mice suposted to be scared of cats?

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 12:49 pm

cause cats are genetically superior to mice. Deal with it.

Why do dogs bark so much?

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 12:51 pm

because they look at the worlds uglyness and make up songs that sound like barks

why doesn't gylf post on the forum

Thunter Fri May 09, 2008 12:51 pm

Cause she's too busy looking at me

Where'd ice go?

IceColdKing Fri May 09, 2008 1:35 pm

here

why isnt door married yet

TheDoorMouse Fri May 09, 2008 1:38 pm

cause the time difference between me and her is 6hours

why is ice not in frost guardians?

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